Top ten reasons why my cat was a dog

1. Knew how to heel.

2. Had a well developed herding instinct.

3. Liked to lick our dinner plates clean.

4. Answered to the name of Mr.

5. Played fetch with sticks.

6. Liked to stick his head out of the car window.

7. Kept an eye on visitors.

8. Came when called.


9. Was loyal beyond his years.

10. Slept with a dog.